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[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs just make me cry

[grumsal]

Hey maybe I could afford a house if I just stopped going out and spending $450 at the club every single weekend

[afloweroutofstone]

$150 drinks (average)

[closet-keys]

“I mean it’s one night out, Michael. How much could it cost, $225?” 

[pizzaback]

someone who is good at the economy help me

[midwayinourlifesjourney]

You: buys avocado toast
Me: spends almost 500 a week on parties
Us: will NEVER live the american dream

[firebirdeternal]

…. the last time I spent over 100$ on something recreational was like three years ago. 

[trickerydickerydock]

“Bartender, give me your finest avocadotini”

“That’ll be $300″

“A steal”

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this wins

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When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[harlequinhatter]

[togeqi]

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

[brain-food]

This has been my thanksgiving.

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Me and my mom I swear

[unpicasso]

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

[jadelyn]

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

[cluttercrag]

top tier search skills: finding the source of a rare meme